LAUGH TO LIVE: Rib Cracking Real Quotes
A day without laughter is a day wasted- Charlie Chaplin
Hey, it’s the last saturday of the month, let’s laugh a little.
LAUGHTER. One of life’s greatest but often unused medicines. In the words of Mark Twain, humanity has unquestionably one really effective weapon—laughter. Power, money, persuasion, supplication, persecution—these can lift at a colossal humbug—push it a little—weaken it a little, century by century, but only laughter can blow it to rags and atoms at a blast. Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.
One very important lessons I learnt about laughter in my younger years was “The more you laugh, the younger and more beautiful/handsome you become” Do you agree with this? As for me, I realized how true this is as I began to understand life and its essence.
Hence, it’s essential to always add humor into what you do and most importantly, take some time out to have a good laugh… I say, laugh to live. I have made some translations (in italics and caps) to some popular quotes below and I hope they make you laugh till mama calls.
»» “When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her” — Lee Majors
THAT’S IF SHE IS A BAD WIFE O!!
» “There’s a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart. —Melanie Griffith
NA YOU SABI WETIN YOU DEY THINK!!
»» “Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive” —Elbert Hubbard
EVEN THE UNSERIOUS ONES WON’T EITHER!
»» “By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher” —Socrates
HA HA HA IS THAT WHY MR SOCRATES BECAME A PHILOSOPHER?
»» “After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together” — Al Gore
FOR BETTER FOR WORSE NOR BE BY MOUTH
»» “Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them”. —Mike Tyson
MIKE SPEAK FOR YOURSELF O!!!! ABI IS HE RIGHT ???
»» “I can resist everything except temptation” — Oscar Wilde
THEN YOU CAN RESIST NOTHING MR OSCAR….LOL!
»» “I’m writing my book in fifth person, so every sentence starts out with: “I heard from this guy who told somebody …”—Demetri Martin
…I DON’T YOU ARE READ FOR THIS DEMETRI. NEXT PLEASE!
»» “Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.” — George W. Bush
HAHAHAHA SEE THIS MAN!!!
»» “Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
YOU ARE HIGHHHHHHH…..REALLY HIGHHHHHHHH
»» “I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.” —Rudy Giuliani
IT’S BETTER TO STAY SINGLE OR SIT AT THE EDGE OF YOUR ROOF TOP, THAN STAY IN THE HOUSE WITH A CONTENTIOUS WOMAN
»» “A good speech should be like a woman’s skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.” —Winston Churchill
WHAT MUST HAVE INSPIRED MR CHURCHILL TO THIS VERY THOUGHT?
»» “There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.” —Michael Jordan
HMMMM HALF !!!! GOING PRENUPTIAL IS THE SOLUTION
»» “I’ve had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children! — Donald Trump
NA YOU SABI JARE